Mindless drivel: Interesting occpuation

Mindless drivel

Monday, April 24, 2006

Interesting occpuation

BSO: 76-year-old man went door-to-door giving fake breast exams

LAUDERDALE LAKES -- A 76-year-old man was arrested after going door-to-door and offering free breast exams, the Broward Sheriff's office said on Wednesday.
At least two women took him up on his proposal, said BSO spokesman Hugh Graf

Here's what Graf said happened around 9 a.m. on Wednesday:

An elderly drove to an apartment complex near the 3200 block of Northwest 40th Street. He was carrying a black doctor's style bag when he walked up to a building and spotted a 36-year-old woman.

He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams. The woman let the man into her apartment and he began his exam. After touching the victim's breasts, the man moved his hand to her genitals and assaulted her. The woman quickly realized that the man not a real doctor and she called BSO.

Read the entire article HERE

A couple observations:
1. Boy, I would be fooled too if some dude came to my house with a black bag and told me he was a doctor and wanted to feel my bits and pieces. Well, of course you can! You are obviously a professional!
2. He may have worked for the Howard Stern show. Howard routinely gives breast exams FREE OF CHARGE!


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