Coffee, tea or pee?

ORLANDO -- A United Airlines jetliner headed from Orlando to Washington was diverted to Charlotte, N.C., after an intoxicated passenger lighted a cigarette and urinated in the aisle, an airline spokeswoman said.The man, whose name was not released, was taken off Flight 1502 in Charlotte and questioned by police, spokeswoman Robin Urbanski said.
The man was "acting extremely inappropriately," Urbanski said. "When you want to run a safe airline, we don't tolerate that type of activity on our aircraft."